Wash your hands and then welcome

ishouldnotbearousedbythis: fizzyginger: fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:55:58 +0200

fizzyginger:

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

I don’t know why this post is suddenly back, but if it hits 100k I’m buying myself a milkshake.

I don’t know you but hang on gurl we are getting you that milkshake

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:51:40 +0200

dinojay: emerald-elephant: miss-love: itfeelslikegold: getbac...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:18:40 +0200

dinojay:

emerald-elephant:

miss-love:

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

Nothing has ever been better

Omg this is the best thing ever

This makes me so happy, I literally spent the entire video with my mouth in a perpetual :DDDDDD face

I want to be happy for people un my dash who have tickets for darren gig in Paris. But i just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:15:34 +0200

I want to be happy for people un my dash who have tickets for darren gig in Paris. But i just can’t. Because we were really close to have tickets too but they were already sold at the beginnikg of the sales.

This day sucks and i want to cry and fuck everything.

d0ugieslizard: To a McFly fan, it’s not left and right, it’s Tom side and Dougie side.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:10:18 +0200

d0ugieslizard:

To a McFly fan, it’s not left and right, it’s Tom side and Dougie side.

amazingdanisnotsocoollike: potato-with-legs: amazingdanisnotsocoollike: how do you french Je ne...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:08:50 +0200

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

potato-with-legs:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

how do you french

Je ne sais pas

*hon hon baguette eiffel tower

yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:48:45 +0200

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

Dear yahoo, This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:49:50 +0200

Dear yahoo,

This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:

Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)

No fucking weird smileys.

No links

No proper blocking system.

DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Yours sincerely,

Every single blogger on here.

starkexpos: agentsofshieldabc: The saga that began in Marvel’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:43:41 +0200

starkexpos:

agentsofshieldabc:

The saga that began in Marvel’s The Avengers continues on TV. Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming soon to ABC! #CoulsonLives

HOLY SHIT.

They paid for a tumblr ad. It’s like YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW US. We promote this for you for FREE, guys. Trust us, you gave us back Phil. We’ll GIVE YOU THE WORLD.

lucilelightyear replied to your post: i’m thinking about stopping my red hair and being… i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:26:05 +0200

lucilelightyear replied to your post: i’m thinking about stopping my red hair and being…

i like your red hair but i’m curious to see you brunette again.

It’s more from laziness actually

it’s hard to keep a pretty red :(

mmspectreon: im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:33:10 +0200

mmspectreon:

im-being-sarcastic-of-course:

I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision

because you don’t understand

on Saturday

Europe goes to war

i’m thinking about stopping my red hair and being a brunette again

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:29:57 +0200

i’m thinking about stopping my red hair

and being a brunette again

son-of-the-liberty:

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:36:48 +0200

son-of-the-liberty:

stardusted: redbusneedstoleave: missmurrka: Boy records...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:31:58 +0200

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

Just ended my first sport session since EVER. Tiring but i feel so good now.

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:29:27 +0200

Just ended my first sport session since EVER. Tiring but i feel so good now.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:26:38 +0200

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

I have an idea for a special project And I’ve never had a special project by myself before So I’m...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:20:18 +0200

I have an idea for a special project
And I’ve never had a special project by myself before
So I’m pretty excited

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:26:41 +0200

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:02:54 +0200

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

This guy is a french rap artist named Biga Ranx and he looks...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:30:00 +0200

This guy is a french rap artist named Biga Ranx and he looks just like a thiner Nolan Gerard Funk. Long lost brother.